when the local resteraunt buys
them to make a large
Mutton pie and mint sauce
with roast taters and gravy
and Fionas cream cakes for
Good morning 
delivery to the agricultural show
to keep the randy farmers
away she uses her charms
to pull some poor old
geezer with nowt better to
do than enjoy Chating with
bonnie lass - the bell of the
ball bearing factory where she
sends them to correct destinations
all over Glasgow and Edinburgh
hiya,
but North as far as
thanks harry, long retired.
Lerwick - what a crap hole
the further south you travel
the better until you reach
hiya,
Gretna Green and then it
thanks harry, long retired.