The 5 Word Story

with mint sauce and potatoes

followed by Spotted ■■■■ pudding

cheese and biscuits and after

eight mints , and Hereford cider

which is very powerful stuff

but weaker than ■■■■■■■ beer

which has sheepmuck in it

that explains the bad taste

but Welsh holidaymakers drink it

and then spit it out

then have a second taste

and spit it out faster

in favour of welsh bitter

which is recycled pub bogwater

which still beats ■■■■■■■■ rubbish

to those unappreciative of ■■■■■■■

who all live outside the

boundary of the True England

■■■■ Hole that is the

opinion of the unintelligent people