The 5 Word Story

Afternoon :slight_smile:

down at the local drinking

Afernoon

festival , tasting home brew made

:slight_smile:

from old socks and a

raw form of scrumpy cider

made with apples from old

maggot-infested leftovers , - quite tasty actually ,

It taste like old socks

the kind that TLD wears

hiya,
discarded by an Arabian athlete
thanks harry, long retired.

during the 2012 Olympic Marathon

hiya ,
when he had accidently trod
thanks harry, long retired.

On pigeon ■■■■ that he

found beneath the sands on

hiya
Southport beach at low tide
thanks harry, long retired.

when he took wrong turning

trying to find the local

hiya,
because his sat-nav was wonky
thanks harry, long retired.

and wouldn’t play ■■■■ videos

sent to him from D.T.R.

who can’t afford any stamps