The 5 Word Story

[brados]

cos everyone loves a tup

[dave_the_renegade]

except a goat who loves

[brados]

a but now and then

[cattle_wagon_man]

but dont just kid` yourself

[brados]

ok I’ll ‘ram’ it home

[mullens]

and go watch the fottie

[brados]

now the sheep have gone

[mullens]

there is nothing really to

[dave_the_renegade]

weave to make your socks

[altitude]

smell better than CWM’s on

[brados]

heat while he has a

[dave_the_renegade]

decoke in the water ■■■■

[altitude]

with his sheep shaggers wellies

[brados]

and huge spliff burning his

[dave_the_renegade]

fingers as he puffed away

[brados]

with his reggae hat on

[mean_machine]

and his cut of trousers

[dave_the_renegade]

with bovver boy bracers and

[mean_machine]

a mean look in his

[brados]

belly button meant trouble for