The 5 Word Story

sheet as the vicars vest

Which needs a wash because

he spilt some relish on

it whilst eating a large

choirboy behind the alter on

easter monday washed down with

the wine reserved for the

womens institute who meet there

after the vicar has finished

playing chase the choirboy around

the vestry every sunday after

fondling the verger in the

vicarage whilst looking for the

gardener to give him a

hiya,
a yard of knicker elastic
thanks harry, long retired.

to use as tooth floss

to remove the debris before

having a go at the

new inhabitants arriving in Powys

Good morning every one :+)

Preparing a ramblers Meeting in