The 5 Word Story

woodpeckers, nuthatches,all birds are

edible so it’s a win

unless they are too small

then you need 6 of

or one large turkey to

hiya,
take with you on holiday
thanks harry, long retired.

to Prestatyn in the rain

with wellies and brolly ready

to lie on the “beach”

hiya,
in the “noddy” hoping to
thanks harry, long retired.

Swim in the sea but

all the crap in there

made it impossable, so went

to bingo instead and won

on the one arm bandit

hiya,
and went on the pop
thanks harry, long retired.

to forget about Presatyn and

need to chill out with

Johnny Cash on tour at

the pearly gate country festival