ladies have their own booze
and men have to rely
upon the kind nature of
the ladies before they thank
them by treating them to
a good old sing song 
and promise of dining out
and lots of tlc along
the way to get some
body to give them a
loan to buy the booze
but the offlicence was closed
so we went in the
supermarket and bought it cheap
grabbing themselves a bargain went
around to bonnie lasses house
to warm hospitality playing cards
strip jack naked she said
“My name ain’t Jack”, choose
another name perhaps its Jacqueline