The 5 Word Story

there was a cafe just

about to close for the

the day because there was

no bacon left and the

onions had all gone aswell

somebody thieving again,could it

be a sweaty lorry driver

or somebody else taking advantage

like a traveller and his

little gang of thieving gits

who just happen to be

pulling into south mimms truck

stop in a ■■■■■■ without

any diesel in the tank

but a litre will get

Me back to the Bank…

where i can get some

cash to pay for some

lots and lots of brylcreem

or lard, it’s cheaper and