The 5 Word Story

which is full of nymphomaniacs

as there’s no men there

to creak and groan with

their sore throats from doing

to much kareoke in the

blackout in the war after

their chippy was bombed by

Germans they did the okey-cokey

and they bombed the ground

with the ARP warden and

and the land girl doing

naughty things with the farmer

and his animals in the

sheds,but the wife got

jealous and decided to show

the farmers silly little willie

to the waggoner who was

flashing his bean pole in

the hayfield and what a

waste of time that was