The 5 Word Story

country lane where there was

a flock of sheep going

through Kendal chased by CWM

to take them all to

the nacker yard for Sunday’s

roast but first they were

shaved by CWM and the

Diddymen who Ken Dodd had

following him about trying to

dodge the taxman but that

didn’t work as CWM knows

all about that carry on

and dropped out of the

shearing and went looking for

the little man snooping behind

the shed and was taking

the shepherds trousers down to

remove chemicals from the dip

so he said,but CWM did’nt

want to know about anything