The 5 Word Story

they had all comunications to

the man in the moon

singing ground control to major

tom this is your captain

speaking put your helmet on

before elf and safety spot

Ppe at the ready for

a good grilling by the

elfs gnomes and fairy godmother

who was a wicked witch

who works at the Post

Office as a stamp licker

as a change from kick

boxing with the post mistress

and Postman Pat with his

black and white hot arsed

Cat got pulled by vosa

for meowing at the tom

and had his nails checked

in case he scratched the