The 5 Word Story

[cattle_wagon_man]

but drank the lot herself

[bonnie_lass]

no one else liked wiskey

[cattle_wagon_man]

so bonnie lass then staggered

[brados]

into the bog to chunder

[cattle_wagon_man]

and was rescued by C.W.M.

[brados]

and his pink wellies with

[cattle_wagon_man]

brados`s name stamped on them

[brados]

because he loves him very

[cattle_wagon_man]

( hang on ,… here`s them back ! )

[bonnie_lass]

do you want to borrow

[cattle_wagon_man]

…yes please , bonnie lass , and

[bonnie_lass]

they might not fit because

[cattle_wagon_man]

C.W.M. takes size 13 footwear

[dave_the_renegade]

because he’s got big plates

[cattle_wagon_man]

but can`t walk accross water

[dave_the_renegade]

because they aren’t webbed feet

[bonnie_lass]

So mine are too small

[harry_gill]

hiya,
the story of my life
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

no Lady has size 13

[brados]

but that’s normal around here