OK mate mums the word 
no secret, just busy mate
nice to be back again
hiya,
making use of pop rivets
thanks harry, long retired.
as made by Tucker and
Brimley to fasten the patch
Hope alls ok Brados.
on the back of her
bed to keep the bugs
yeah fine thanks
not forgeting the ball and
hiya,
bat for a game of
thanks harry, long retired.
darts in the Flying Monkey
where t`dartboard now hangs outside
because it was meant to
hiya,
set up in the ladies
thanks harry, long retired.
but the lesbians didn’t want
hiya,
were fearful of being pricked
thanks harry, long retired.
which would cause mega trouble
in the scissor position for
doing it the right way
up a wrong way street
as doing it wrong would