Asmeds brother Mahoot at Burford
and don’t forget the rubber
blow up Doll for practice
because its better to make
love than fall out with
the real thing so practice
with the Doll to avoid
making a silly mistake like
chasing sheep and shouting mint-sauce
like cattle wagon man who
liked a good bit of
scrawny mutton to chase nightly
also to keep fit and
do press ups every night
and cut down on the
vindaloo and lager takeaways and
most fun things in life
the old lads getting boring
and reaming tools out of
the ann summers draw when