played by Charles Bronson in
some film Dave knows about
once upon a time in
a transport cafe, hungry Altitude
couldn’t find a cowboy in
Chichester , but plenty in Radnorshire
until the injun’s got them
interested in Line Dancing classes
run by an old bloke
with gout and a wart
right on the end of
his willie which was a
very little affair because he
always covered it with snot
from his pet frog that
lived in his trouser pocket
watch with only one hand
and Heather Mill `s wooden leg
warmer pulled down over
the ( French ) froggie`s bulging eyes