hoping that candle light would
guide him through the dark
to find something bigger and
hiya,
met Bessie there’s nowt bigger
thanks harry long retired
who is up for all
the portions that are available
that could lead to mass
breeding session of large crabs
so (Dave the Renegade) had to sort
them out with some adblue
and a magic cream called
horse and cart axle grease
and a top notch big
keep net to hold them
them in place otherwise there
would be loads of itching
and some weirdo trying to
hiya,
get a senior citizen to
thanks harry long retired.
hold his very special package
up to the light for