in that nobody had ever
seen inside of the secret
because he works for MI5
and just pretends to be
a tipper driver from Oxfordshire
im glad we all know
that his secret identity has
been revealed so that we
can now laugh at Muckaway
trying to pull the wool
from one of Ashmed`s lamb-burgers
and his belly button that
is full of Yorkie chocolate
and some old spice all
over his torso for ladies
to grab Muckaway`s shiney P.T.O.
as Cattle-Wagon-Man’s was too dirty
to even think of grabbing
( don`t need P.T.O. for livestock )
just a good kick up