The 5 Word Story

cause animals to be frightened

of cattle wagons from ■■■■■■■

which rattle and bang the

streets giving the poor sheep

a head ache as well

as a sore rear end

after the Radnorshire Rutters invaded

Runcorn looking for virgin sheep

but the Chichester Crew beat

them to it and ravished

them with mint sauce stuffing

and apple sauce for afters

with Fionas creambuns` for pudding

washed down with a pint

of Radnorshire Mountain Goats ` milk

that works better than ■■■■■■

reaching the parts others cannot

reach as there arms are

are stiff from eating humble

spinach , as recommended by Popeye