down in the cellar with
the gay barman who liked
the big bad wolf so
he jacked and went to
the local pound shop where
he met the Morris Dancers
that wanted a good old
seeing to as they are
in need for a good
knees-up and their bells rung
and out come a big
bad wolf who huffed and
puffed and smashed the place
to bit with his Uzi
the police arrived and he
was handcuffed to the W.P.C.
with the rather large rear
pole that was not to
long but very difficult to
use as it was very