The 5 Word Story

at Shap a Cockerel wandered

whats happens if we don’t

find some chicken and chips

we will have to go

with some spicy english mustard

hiya
mustard custard and you you
thanks harry long retired.

along with some mouth watering

frogs legs and snails which

turn certain people on that

they put nylons and sussies

on themselves for some fun

and slap and tickle with

i big long stick with a

tassel on the end of it

it was so ■■■■■ that

the vicar fainted then ■■■■■■

with such force that it

blew the vergers cassock skywards

and was not match for

the archbishop who tossed his