The 5 Word Story

it going to fast down

Crickley Hill and ending upside

down and ending up in

hiya,
bed next door when ■■■■■■
thanks harry long retired.

with the gorgeous Blonde who

Altitude couldn`t manage to bed

on his own so he

asked T.L.D. for some advice

went to the local singles

after drinking too many doubles

hiya,
of the finest single malt
thanks harry long retired.

which rotted their liver and

hiya,
onion flavoured crisps are nice
thanks harry long retired.

with a pickled egg and

a pint washed down with

a gallon of rough cider

with bits of old engine

gunk , containing diluted RedEx and

old bugs with some gunk

and some esso blue parrafin