because he had been naughty
with the little police woman
by taking down her pariculars
twice daily in front of
the Identification Parade at the
police station where there are
16 Mark Dixon impersonators held
on a charge of impersonating
a numpty called Mark Dixon
of Dock Green who was
a danger to himself and
Mrs Miggins who ran the
local pub where all kinds
of funny little men hung
musical-sounding beer bottles and struck
their willies to a tune
out to watch the barmaids
playing with their puppies and
there bits and bobs and
showing the boys pretty pink