The 5 Word Story

is the magical colour that

turns water to wine and

the fishes and loaves story

that turned out to be

an old ■■■■■■■■ wives tale

and not true at all

but written by Nigella Lawson

that likes a good old

shake down with a sieve

and being covered in male

sugar-coated fruit and whole nuts

with treacle and chocolate sauce

on top of her big

melons topped with cherries that

is nearly as scrumptous as

brados in the ■■■■ covered

guinness which makes him turn

excited and black with a

shot of diesel which makes

him smell a bit like