succeeds in finding his way
into her pants because of
high clothes lines making it
marked " NO ENTRY " to anyone
in a Stobarts uniform as
they`re not brave enough anyway
not like our lot from
Haslemere, addicted to methodone and
brewers yeast tablets to cure
severe bouts of trapped wind
which the kite blows in
a southerly direction , followed by
the stink from ■■■■■■■■ werewolves
that drive tourists away from
Cockermouth and back across to
Runcorn , where the stink`s worse
what with BIGRIGS old socks
and CWM’s old skiddies combined
and altitudes severe runny bottom
from drinking beer in Runcorn