The 5 Word Story

mode,then along came sixty

nine from a scrubber from

Kendal called Denise who could

tickle CWM’s fancy all night

in the cow sheds at

a quiet bedsit called " Strawhaven "

where thelongdrag held tea dances

and Altitude was the stripper

accompanied by BIGRIGS brass band

and TLG on his organ

and Berwick on his trumpet

and TLD on his organ ( incorrect spelling on previous post , SORRY !! )

and brados on the fiddle

again,next time he can

make the cucumber sandwiches and

collect the money … p`raps not

the vicar will do that

helped by the verger limping

out of the vicars wifes

parking slot with a dripping