The 5 Word Story

are highly desired by ■■■■■■■■■

to chase away bloody fellwalkers

for help from randy ■■■■■■■■■

who `ve lost interest in sheep

now the goats have arrived

but smelling worse than nuns

which are always in two’s

and riding BIGRIG `s turbo tandem

which made ton up nun’s

becoming zapped on on speed cameras

and they were nun to

commit such a " Cardinal " sin

going around flashing at cameras

by raising their habits when

passing vicars flashed on the

M 50 southbound towards Cardiff for

the vicar and tarts ball

a night of sin gauranteed

because the legal fees were …

compered by Dave the Renegade