The 5 Word Story

which is more than some

who haven’t even seen one

fitted in Altitude `s Volvo tipper

that resembles a Foden Alpha

but imagines it `s a Volvo

as imagination is a wonderful

pastime for a Chichester Wanderer

who lives elsewhere other than

in an Eddie Stobart truck

which aren’t allowed in west

Sussex , or many other places

especially with a sat nav

with the voice of Fiona

which made cattleman’s knee’s tremble

and nearly creamed the cakes

which were passed sell - by date

but were perfectly edible the

cream was freshly whipped and

served by " waitress " BIGRIG , who

looked smart in a pinny