The 5 Word Story

whilst waiting to shoot down

The Sarge:
whilst waiting to shoot down

any back ally he can

chinese lanterns released by zombies

that rise from the tombs

of ■■■■■■■ as there’s nowt

because the ■■■■■■ looted us

and found nothing as the

locals are a canny lot

and stash their loot away

up their deepest darkest orifice

or down the toffee mines

where bluenoses learn their bitterness

and nasty snide remarks as

they realise that Liverpool FC

aren’t going to win anything

but are better than them

from Goodison who are skint

and sold their trophy cabinet

to Tranmere Rovers for 50p

now it`s stocked with beer