The 5 Word Story

tricks with the usherette who

was a Spurs fan but

she let five past her

even in her fishnets she

couldnt catch the balls in

the arsenal goal either which

you would 8,2 be

so look out arsene wenger

for the big chopper coming

his way so that another

Johnny Foreigner will take over

and like the other foreigners

will rip the club off

and run away with a

old nun from Shipton Bellinger

that’s restoring an ex Smiths

Foden 8 legger that is

an ex muckaway steed after

hes ragged the arris off

it and knackered the engine