The 5 Word Story

in th UK usually as

cattle wagon man starts to

hitch-up the caravan to go

off on his travels around

trying to avoid the riots

and the indians from Hereford

and the cowboys from Petersfield

and traffic wardens from everywhere

and choppers filled the skies

with black smoke from there

barbecued meerkats and smoked hedgehogs

cooking away on the manifold

which is on the rotor arm

of a Dyson cleaner belonging

Edgar J Hoover of the

shagpile and fluff collectors club

of ■■■■ diving idiots from

Chichester, Runcorn, and Radnorshire districts

who lag behind the ■■■■■■■■■

because ■■■■■■■■■ know better than