with a bang and she
makes another big creamy mess
all over Del Monty`s peaches
whilst screaming he says ‘YES’,
when all of a sudden
john hurt turns up complaining
about the noise as he
is camping in the next
scout hut with the cubs
and his wife, the vixen
has spots all over her
newly-trimmed basil brush , where she
keeps all her nits and
pork scratchings and fish paste
sandwiches to share with Noddy
whose untaxed car was towed
away by North Sea Ferries
but took wrong turning and
and ended up in cockermouth
no good asking for directions