The 5 Word Story

with a bang and she

makes another big creamy mess

all over Del Monty`s peaches

whilst screaming he says ‘YES’,

when all of a sudden

john hurt turns up complaining

about the noise as he

is camping in the next

scout hut with the cubs

and his wife, the vixen

has spots all over her

newly-trimmed basil brush , where she

keeps all her nits and

pork scratchings and fish paste

sandwiches to share with Noddy

whose untaxed car was towed

away by North Sea Ferries

but took wrong turning and

and ended up in cockermouth

no good asking for directions