of horse dung which is
destroying our chances to get
promotion to the premier league
because the players slip on
there pink shorts and green
boots which is why they
all walk funny and giggle
like pansies and run off
the field in tears when
the ref wagged his finger
at them for flashing there
willie’s at their sister in-law’s
like Ryan Giggs has been
and now he’s in manure
with the rest of the
rats who have been at
play while the husbands were
away and were very naughty
little footballers who couldnt keep
their willie in their shorts