The 5 Word Story

prunes which get rid of

anyone north of Blackpool or

Chichester and other dives in

the UK which host monks

■■■■ ups and morris dancers

prancing around like fairies at

a summers night country barn

with their pink cheeks mooning

at the nice boys from

Witney who drive tippers for

Smiths of Bletchington and park

behind gravel pits in Oxfordshire

where all the nice boys

like a lorry driver who

has a nice clean Foden

with boot marks on the

engine cover and grass in

the gusset from all that

tufty stuff which he chewed

up from peoples nice lawns