The 5 Word Story

very tasty when they get

back up into daylight from

molesting the pit ponies and

dodging the animal rights people

who would have had their

dole check cashed that morning

to spend on wine women

and welly boots to keep

up with Bigrig as he’s

dancing in the mersey with

the ferry captain who looks

resplendent in his shellsuit and

pearl necklace, as supplied by

a permed scally who tugged

it off an Irish sailor

because thats what scallys in

Liverpool are good at as

it’s the only training given

as the docks don’t employ

tanker drivers as they can’t