The 5 Word Story

and the good people of

the Wirral where the wild

women are always willing to

go for it with whoever

they are and as mad

as anyone from ■■■■■■■ can

be like cattle wagon man

you learn to live with

the cows in the back

of the old Thames van

taught by Radnorshire tipper drivers

who prefer cows to sheep

because the novelty `s worn off

so now it’s back to

pigs that like to roll

out the barrel and have

a barrel of fun with

anyone who will give them

a quick poke up their

snout with the white powder