on their quad bikes and
tup them with Japanese steel
that they brought back from
agricultural shows offering special deals
like BOGOF because Welshmen like
a drop of Hereford Cider
after a day at Aberystwyth
annual Leek Pudding throwing competition
or Pulling Ya Pud Race
at Devils Bridge after coming
second in Ann- Robinson lookalike competition
you go away with nothing
but the ugly ginger trophy
and a load of sarcasm
bad legs and ■■■■ body
which is a big turn
round the island in Hemel Hempstead
and end up going in
the wrong direction and that
is a total waste of