The 5 Word Story

horses and drinking pims and

and acting like prats at

all times which is normal

for hooray henry,s who are

all bollock’s and no brains

partial to antifreeze served with

prawn cocktails and champagne with

a line of coke and

black pudding,tripe with garlick

bread to soak up the

stale ale that has spilt

from the fluted glasses of

vaseline using schoolmasters who enjoy

a dabble in the cloakroom

or behind the bike sheds

with a young bike oiling

wag who just loves to

free wheel through life in

down town Filkins where donkeys

eat strawberries until they hee