middle that stinks of fish
a bit like a kipper on
a radiator, but a bit
tasty although it smells as
bad as Jordan’s big fat
arse on a Wednesday morning
after a hard nights workout
at the wrestling club with
Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks
in the barn at the
back of the funny farm
where the Duck and Drake
morris dancers pulled a chain
with a hot flush when
they ate Oxford Kebabs that
were cooked by a cross
by old mother Hubbard as
well as both of her…
transexual lodgers who wear red
lipstick on their dipstick with