their habits causing them to
ramraid the Daz factory using
a battered Austin Allegro as
the Leyland Badger had a
flat battery and no jump
leads would fit old rubbish
so they borrowed a French
letter as it had more
lead than the battery in
the Leyland Badger could ever
have had in it’s cells
and they escaped to a
mad french policeman’s house to…
seduce the Gendarme to get
the coq au vin that
forgot to use any punctuation
the same as us ignorant
gits who used to read
e-mails on the gaffers computer
and get corrupted by what