The 5 Word Story

from la la land near

Windsor Castle where all the

the lardeedar upper crust oiks

have Elton over for a

go at scratching goolies to

get together charity night and

play postmans knock and pass

the vaseline Mr kipling and

be a good sport so

we all don’t feel any

discomfort from Barrymores Swimming club

or draughts in the passage

that don’t feel Awight when

there is wind in the

When the fire died down…

back passage down by the

rooms to the footmans quarters

where an old Scammell Routeman

was parked in a layby

with a lot of little