The 5 Word Story

he asked the vicar if

:astonished: all over the place and… :laughing:

it was unusual to have…

such a filthy habit like

:astonished: such a mess in the… :laughing:

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:o such a mess in the… :laughing:

rectory… who was gonna clean…

:slight_smile: it up before his wife… :astonished:

arrived?? She’d go completely mad…

:astonished: and kick him in the … :laughing:

holy bibles, only this time

the nuns head was there

and slipped there hand up…

:astonished: so she nearly swallowed the… :laughing:

budgie thats was flyin low

but it didn’t fit in…

:laughing: between the bibles and the… :astonished:

incredibly big altars the vicar

:astonished: had inherited from his long… :astonished:

grandfather… who had also been…