It’s me ! said Hoss as …
the phone rang… “hello Kylie”!!!
Said Jason, who was still …
drill that ■■■■,hole,until
his drill bit became very…
Blunt and snapped off, hitting …
the poor bloke walking by…
who was on his way
To the auction rooms to …
to make a bid on a…
A boxed set of Thunderbird …
action figures, to use as
a decoy while he,played
with the barbie dolls that…
blonde hair and high heels …
and that was only ken!! 
I missed out the word had. never mind eh, continue ;-
Goodwin, “Settle down” said Ken …
But he was just too…
(didn’t know Ken dolls talked Patrick!)
… Meanwhile, back at the auction…
everybody is getting ripped off 