To carry home his wages.
but it wasn’t big enough
He had his Tesco bonus.
so he went out shopping
and he bought another mansion…
complete with olympic swimming pool
To work on his stroke.
using the five fingered widow
Problem was, he was outdoors.
.
so he went into Barclays
and porriged up the counter…
Hows that for a deposit?
thats fine, a liquid asset…
Now watch your asset grow.
into more royal scavenging spongers…
like quite a few parliamentarians
Manager got the steam cleaner.
and have a clean out
giving away old rusty shillings
like QE2 giving Maundy money