The 5 Word Story

in a previous incarnation, been

a belly dancer in oswaldtwistle… :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :confused:

She had 3 udders which…

Each had their own names…

“mary, mungo and midge”… ok

said Hoss to the prostitute,

who was trying to charge…

for post and packaging, i`ll…

see if it actually reaches…

Just then, little Joe came

ALL over the place! :blush: He …

didn’t even notice Michael Aspel

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: BryanH… :wink:
hiding behind the bush, and…

the TV crew who filmed…

as he said - 'This is …

NOT something i do alot :open_mouth: :wink:

“But Joe Cartright this is …”

actually your sister, you fool!

just then, many truckers passed…

wind. A strange smell drifted