with his balls all wet
Slicing balls through Charlie’s ears
without them touching the sides
of Fergie`s welcoming reproductive channel
which resembled the channel tunnel
but of course much bigger
due to the fact that
the camels would be waiting
To receive gifts of pleasure
unless they get the hump
from andrew sporting his massive
■■■■ shovel and underpowered wheelbarrow
but it made no difference
Fergie had eaten baked beans…
and everyone left the area
Before Fergie exploded without warning
the clean-up needed extra time
with ■■■■ divers in rubber
suits to protect their modesty
The crew went to Soho