on the good ship Unicorn
with camel and a dromedary
having the hump with Roger
bringing us back to camels
was offered camels fert wife
big decision…camels or wife…
wife…no camels on plane
so sellotaped them on outside
of the port side wing
an elephant’s trunk on t’other
which got them to Heathrow
then Picadilly circus shouting profanities
the camels tied to Eros
with the rope round his
Boy bits whilst caressing Aphrodite
the patron saint of prostitutes
and best shag in London
Harry , Chester and the crew
pooled all their pocket money
Pawned camels,crew and Unicorn