Not resembling Jamie Oliver recipes
suitable to those under five
restrained by turkey twizzlers, Brendan………
opened up his zipper and
Theresa,Adelle and Jelly held
A very large elephant’s trunk
Prepared for the snake attack
Adelle grasped with both hands
… and summoned the strength to …
get it in the cage
But the zipper snake showed
aggression and showed it’s teeth
before going soft and dying
butchered it and made pies………
to sell in Greggs` shops …,.
for snake and kiddely pies
could be worse I suppose
Theresa returned to the cliff
Staggering after downing Mad-dog 20/20
ghostly, disappearing David Cameron appeared