when he joined the gestapo
where he met Angus Nairn…
( try not to swear when replying DD999!)
And thought “what a ■■■■■
he makes ■■■■ s look good
the ■■■■ now Stobarts employee
as a crash test dummy
for testing overhead railway bridges
to see if they bend
when trying to enter them
cos the satnav says ok
you resort to the map
then hit the bridge anyway
not doing very much damage
Cries about cab facing camera
which means he gets sacked
a prime candidate for Stobarts
or stay with the agency
who only pay drivers peanuts
to the flip-flop wandering monkeys …
because they cant get jobs