instead of just rubbing it
on the girlfriends pet ■■■■■
when on the vinegar stroke
she dropped her fish supper
on the taxi`s back seat
which smelled just like scampi
as well as her unmentionables
which had seen better days
and nights,but thats telling
stories from the dark side
of the moon meanwhile the…
Yorkshire Pancake Flying Club attempt …
was won by a whippet
which only had three legs
and was unable to race
But was able to fly
after 10 cans of RedBull…
and 4 Greggs` sausage rolls…
its arse exploded and covered
and covered the racetrack kneedeep