The 5 Word Story

[harry_gill]

you’ll do better with Google

[colin_in_sweden]

Google has a virus now

[harry_gill]

so have I, on antibiotics

[el_deano]

For your unusual medical dilemma

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[colin_in_sweden]

Rub cream on the infected

[owenmoney]

Brexit and brace yourself…… Ready

[harry_gill]

I’m ready with my Germolene

[owenmoney]

Christ ! That stings said Theresa

[dieseldog999]

whos second name was green

[harry_gill]

but only in Summer months

[owenmoney]

and in Winter, Mrs.Blue

[harry_gill]

she swore like a trooper

[dieseldog999]

whilst walking in a stupor

[owenmoney]

towards the lemming filled cliff

[harry_gill]

and tried tossing me off

[dieseldog999]

before taking her gloves off

[harry_gill]

so she’d leave no fingerprints

[owenmoney]

suspenders, knickers and bra followed……………

[harry_gill]

all bought from charity shops

[dieseldog999]

smelling like mothballs and ■■■■